Friday, February 18, 2011

Sita.mkenya.co.ke

A place for the whole country to post anything anonymously.Here you can post anything from mchongoano, gossip, ujinga, funny jokes, events, great links to websites you like, discusions, scores, new songs, political, what you are doing, campus, job. Just call it sita the whole country's social wall. No insult or abuse, pornographic links. Sita connects to your facebook account to avoid spamming and remember your posts. Tujibambe!
Advantage:It will be easy to chat with people from where you live without necessarilly being their friends on Facebook e.g. starting a chat with people in your university hostel or class by setting your location and many other place. When you to a new location you can know what is happening without looking for new friends.


click here to visit sita http://sita.mkenya.co.ke/

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

The realtime of news

Getting news has never been faster. I came across this site during my search though the web i came across this site, they say its real time and truly the content was real time

"Arfick is aimed at providing content on web in real time and a real time search engine. Unlike traditional media/Search where user miss valuable or get delayed information published by websites content discovery on arfick will be quicker. Ranks of search results will be given by a combination of algorithms including social graph and other page rank algorithms. The alpha version shows more on realtime data. Arfick will includes content from blogs, websites, social sites, bookmarking sites and microblogging sites like twitter. The web content is provided in different categories such as news, videos, books, wiki, entertainment, sports, politics, people, technology, business, travel, environment, science, weather, health and world."


That the description of the site and here are some of the links i liked from the site
www.oppapers.com
www.spinner.com
news.yahoo.com
from twitter
youtube.com videos
www.bbc.co.uk
www.reuters.com

will cover more when i get it

Saturday, February 20, 2010

The Disputes

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.

One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in Washington. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?"

"What do I think?" his mother said. "Jump at it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I could stand another one of those Canadian winters!" 

The box

One day long ago, a man and woman got married. The man told the woman that there would always be a box under the bed but to never look into it. So they were married for 40 years and the woman never looked in the box. On the morning of their 40th anniversary, the wife looked in the box. In the box, there was about 300 dollars in small bills, and 3 empty beer bottles. At dinner that evening, the woman just had to ask. So she did, she asked "what are those beer bottles for, you know, in the box under the bed?" The man said, oh no, you looked. OK, Every time I've been unfaithful to you, I chugged a beer and put it in the box.

The wife says, well for forty years, that's not so bad. At night, the woman was having a bad night, she could not get to sleep, something was bugging her. Then she remembered. She shook awake her husband and asked, what was the money for, though. The guy says, what? The lady says, you know, the money in the box. The guy says, well, every time the box filled up, I took it in and got money for the bottles.

funny funniest marriages



50 year sentence

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.

He replies, No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!

Thursday, February 18, 2010