Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Craziest and Funniest Status Updates on Facebook Today


Raila suspends Ruto and Prof Ongeri when Kibaki (the head teacher) is alseep.The headteacher wakes up and says the Raila is a mere class prefect whose duty is to write the names of those making noise. He rubbishes the suspension and orders the students back to class.......I hope the prefect doesn't burn the school because has tried it in the past.




ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ




I starred in a THRILLER DRAMA, as a guy trying to dodge being the Valentine for several girls...then I was the main xter in a ROMANCE flick, the scene being at a candle lit dinner... then for the rest of the night, I was acting out a PORN movie. Howzzat!!??


I have learnt that men withdraw on Fridays and women deposit on Mondays!!!!!!!



Hold it gently, put2fingerz, if dey dont fit, fos dem in, if de hole's big enough, put3, muv up & down, slowly... Ooh yes... Can u fil it? Dats how you wash a glass.! ! !


Tell them I've been 2fucking busy - or vice versa.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!



Men get laid, but women get screwed............




Sex is funny and love is serious.........


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