Craziest and Funniest Status Updates on Facebook '09 Top on 21.01.2009

The snake ia the only animal that goes straight wen drunk. Said by: Rey ray    20 January 2010 at 06:57am

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Me???commit suicide...i rather die! Said by: Mondli Monde     11-01-2010 at 23:54

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My father once told me; " During our times, i used to be top ten. Son, i want you to work hard". I just discovered that, they were only nine students in their class and he was always number nine. Said by: Jared Kidambi     11-01-2010 at 23:56

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A man attackd by 2 thugs put up a tremendous fight, finally da thugs subdued him and took his wallet only 2 get Sh50 inside.,da disapointed thug said ''y did u put up such a fight?'' da man promptly replied "i waz afraid dat u wud find da Sh 10,000 hidden in ma shoe'' Said by: Linda Ogony     12-01-2010 at 00:35

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Never kiss a policeman,he'l say stop! Never kiss a nurse,he'l say next! Never kiss a pastor,he will say repent! Always kiss a teacher,he'l say repeat n never 4get Said by: Fredrick Muthoka Ndivatha     11-01-2010 at 23:40

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Q. I hear u hav a band. A. Yah, its a quartet. Q. Really? A. Yep, 3 of us. Q. 3? A. Me and my brother Q. U hav a brother? A. No, y do u ask? Said by: Haxx Mwinyi Hijja     12-01-2010 at 01:10

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Is ua father from iraq coz ur da bomb!!! Said by: Reuben Mchelski Gitehi     12-01-2010 at 02:03

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Arsenal fan to an man-u fan," we did not lose the game,we just ran out of time!next season mtaona!" Said by: Chiwaa M Narisco     14 January 2010 at 11:03pm

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Now dat (.com)is full,when facebook will b full will it move 2 da next yani NECKBOOK. Said by: Dennis Kirui     12-01-2010 at 02:02

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I have just discovered that Nigerians answer a question with a question. I once asked a Nigerian friend of mine, "Is it true that Nigerians answer a question with a question?" And the guy goes like, " Na who told you we go answer a question with a question now?" Said by: Jared Kidambi     12-01-2010 at 01:08

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10% of road accidents r caused by drunkards...so 90% r caused by sober pple..!*# Said by: Franqo Frashian     12-01-2010 at 01:27

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Save trees by not buying books.......... Said by: Mike Daywalker     12-01-2010 at 01:51

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U knw i feel sorry 4 J.C at tymz... Born without a mother, thy sent down 2 save ths ungreatful bastardz hu naild hm on th cross, dying a virgin etc! Said by: Roggers Wagumba     12-01-2010 at 01:59

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