I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date. You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I keep looking at it cause I can't figure out whether its a vagina or a donut....
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever. . . .
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm. more
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