Weeks Best Craziest and Funniest Status Updates on Facebook

A man was involvd in a very bad road accident n was taken 2 hospital,then tha doc came n told him ave got both bad n good news,he started with tha bad news n told him:am sorry ba wl ave 2 amputate both legz.tha man was in a hurry 2 kno tha good news n tha doc told him,well,tha patient next 2u has made a very good offer 4ur shoez Said by: Romanizoh Nix Lescano     Today at 12:17am

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A child peeps ha mum havin a shower n then that evining as they are having supper he asks what would any1 do with 2 mouth parts.her mum asks,n where did u get that qsn?tha child replies coz I saw u havin another pair of lips with a moustache,mum are u an ogre? Said by: Romanizoh Nix Lescano     Today at 01:23am

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child;mum watoto hutoka wapi?; mum; wananunuliwa. Child;na mbona kina mwende ni wengi kutushinda na si ni wadosi kuwashinda Said by: Eric Kiio Mbaombao     Today at 01:38am

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Latest vibe in town:Girl r u from haiti coz u shake my world..lmao Said by: Erick Omtere     Today at 12:15am

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Introduction;she is my workmate,we work 2getha in bed. Said by: Pinchez Dostoyevsky     Today at 01:15am

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y jesus waznt born in Nairobi.. They couldnt find 3wise men nor a virgin.. Said by: Raymond Kavoi Reason     Today at 01:19am

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..am jst 4rm hell..ts full there..bt thy r looking 4 a new construction site.. Said by: Luca Toniwedz Arusi     Today at 01:20am

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Joys teacher writes a note 2 his mother saying:joy seems 2b a very bright boy but he spends most of his tym thinking about sex n gals n his mother writes back:when u fynd tha sln plz advys ave tha same problem with his father Said by: Romanizoh Nix Lescano     Today at 01:42am

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A Torist couple on tour in africa .they see a lion lickin another ones arse.they ask 's that how lions wash in wild' 'No' replys tha guide 'the one at tha back has just ate a kenyan n' he s tryin to get tha taste out f his mouth' Said by: Dee Muema    Today at 12:11am

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Two prostitutes are walking down an alley, the one says, 'yoh i can smell dick in the air...' the other replies 'thats coz i just burped genius!' Said by: Noluthando Sibisi     Today at 12:12am

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2 prostitutes were discussin, nd 1 of dem said;geez! Times ar hard, i had 2 play a trick 2 get a free ride home nd a meal. .wot did u do? D oda prostitute asked, nd she replied, i had 2 giv a cab driver a blowjob, so dat i can get sumtin warm in my stomach! Said by: Ekwulu Emeka Christian Chrisval     Today at 12:13am

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