0600 Alarm.
0615 Blow job.
0630 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.
0700 Breakfast - rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench.
0730 Limo arrives.
0745 Several whiskeys en-route to airport.
0815 Flight in personal Lear jet.
0930 Limo to St. Andrews (blow job en-route).
0945 Play front nine (2 under).
1145 Lunch - pie, chips and gravy. 3 lagers & bottle of Dom Perignon.
1215 Blow job
1230 Play back nine (4 under).
1415 Limo back to airport (several whiskeys).
1430 Fly to Monte Carlo.
1600 Late afternoon fishing with female crew (all nude).
1630 Land world record Marlin (1245lbs) - on light tackle.
1700 Fly home - massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson.
1845 Shit, shower and shave.
1900 Watch news - Michael Jackson murdered, marijuana and porn legalized.
1930 Dinner - lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon
1953, big juicy fillet steak, followed by ice cream served on a pair of tits.
2100 Napoleon brandy and Cuban cigar in front of wall sized TV as you watch the superbowl.
2130 Sex with 3 women (all with lesbian tendencies).
2300 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and cleansing ale.
2330 Final blow job.
2345 In bed alone.
2350 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.
2351 Laugh self to sleep.
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